Will Ferrell — They Call Me ‘Ted Vagina’

0213_will_ferrell_ted_vagina_SplashWill Ferrell is a Vagina … Ted Vagina, to be exact … at least according to the name tag he wore at the Lakers game last night.

Ferrell — sporting a nicely manicured moustache — threw on a Staples Center usher uniform (complete with the Vagina name tag) … and went to work on the court … keeping the floor safe from basketball hooligans.

At one point, Ted put Shaquille O”Neal in an arm bar — and escorted the big guy off the court.

Vagina always gets his man.