Attempting to be a good sport, Tom Brady accepts an unusual friendship request from a sporting goods salesman in a new Funny or Die video.
In the skit, the Patriots quarterback pretends to be friends with the salesman to help impress his girlfriend and her parents, but he ends up taking it a bit too far for Brady”s liking.
Claiming that he and Tom have been friends for “years,” the salesman begins calling him various pet names including “Tom Bomb,” “Tommy Salami” and “Brady Bunch.”
Fed up with the exaggerated lie, the 35-year-old footballer yells, “I”m not your friend,” before storming out of the store! Check out the skit in the player below!