Thomas Jane — I Was a Delusional, Cross-Dressing, Hump-aholic

Years before Thomas Jane played a sex-obsessed gigolo on “Hung” … he played a sex-obsessed woman who was obsessed with humping closet doors — but no one ever saw the footage … until now.

It all went down at the L.A. home of Jane”s ex-GF Melinda Hill back in 1998 … when the two aspiring actors were goofing around and decided to make a “crazy” improv movie … which they shot with a VHS camera.

In the “flick,” Jane plays a delusional woman who”s constantly posing for photos … even though no one”s taking her picture. There”s a lot of gyrating and hip thrusting … followed by a death scene.

But Jane isn”t embarrassed … in fact, he openly reminisced about it during a recent interview with Jillian Lauren and ex-GF Melinda during the launch of “Eat My Podcast.”

Jane was under the impression the footage had been lost years ago … turns out, he was wrong.