This Just In … BABY PANDA BORN AT THE ZOO!


Breaking News 0823-ron-burgundy

A BABY PANDA WAS JUST BORN AT THE NATIONAL ZOO IN WASHINGTON D.C.!!!

We have been on some serious … serious reports … but nothing quite like this.

0823_not_actual_pandaWe tried to speak with the mama panda, but were warned that it”s a live bear — she will literally rip our face off.

Mazel!