Tanning Mom: I’m Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham … And I Do GREAT Porn


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Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil
wants more than a sun kiss … she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno — for a hefty price.

our sources has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment”s Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, “I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness.”

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  “I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!”  And there”s more … “Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper.”

But sex — and Krentcil — do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, “Contact me back if you”re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., “Unfortunately we don”t have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you”ve ever done on a tanning bed.”

It”s hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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