Tan Mom to Husband — Take Your Tiny Junk and Get Out!

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Tan Mom has no interest in patching things up with her husband … kicking him out of the house just hours after filing for divorce … and we got pics of their not-so-tearful goodbye.

Patricia Krentcil a.k.a. Tan Mom gave her now estranged husband Richard the actual heave-ho Saturday morning … after serving him with divorce papers the night before.

It”s kinda sad since Richard told us he wants to work things out — but since TM”s been cracking jokes in her stand-up act about his small penis … we”re guessing she”s looking to kick-start her sex life.

And now you”re throwing up.