Suri Cruise — Oww, I Broke My Arm!

Breaking News 0830_suri_cruise_gettyAttention citizens of Earth — the adorable Suri Cruise has broken her arm … so, altogether now … Awwwwwww!

Tom Cruise“s 7-year-old spawn snapped her limb recently — proving she”s much more like your average everyday 7-year-old than previously suspected.

Suri”s mom Katie Holmes confirmed the injury to People magazine. She did not reveal any further details about how it happened, but you know Suri will have a seriously baller cast.

That is all. You may return to your lives now.