Snooki Gives Delivery Glamor Advice to Kim Kardashian

Snooki Gives Delivery Glamor Advice to Kim Kardashian

From one reality star to another, Nicole Snooki Polizzi offered some friendly advice to mommy-to-be Kim Kardashian.

In an interview with MTV, the “Jersey Shore” star tells the E! network mainstay, “Kim, first impressions are everything, so when you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless. “If your face isn”t already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you”re waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours and the whole time I was just putting on makeup and watched cartoons.”

Stressing the importance of glamor, even while giving birth, she suggests, “Keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse just in case your water breaks when you”re not at home. Or just do what I did and bring a whole box.”

Obviously suggesting that she bring her own wardrobe, the pint-sized celeb advises, “Bring your own hospital gown because hospital gowns at the hospital are ugly. For me, I brought my own leopard print satin and it just made me feel beautiful while I was in labor. So Kim I feel you would be more in a couture designer like a Dolce & Gabbana gown.” After, the helpful Ms. Polizzi advised a scarf because of the inevitable bloating and resulting double chins.

Ending on a practical note, Snooks concluded, “Make sure your mascara is water proof because you”re going to cry from the pain of a baby coming through your vagina, and also when you meet your baby for the first time. Tell Kanye I said hi. Love you.”