Simon Cowell — You Be the Judge


0802-simon-cowell-lauren-silverman-andrew-gettySimon Cowell is in plenty of hot water … which is what happens when you bang your friends wife and knock her up.  So we gotta ask …

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Simon Cowell

A-hole All’s fair in love VOTE

Simon Cowell

A-hole 79%All’s fair in love 21% Total Votes: 891*Poll Results

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Worse

Simon Lauren VOTE

Worse

Lauren 63%Simon 37% Total Votes: 869*Poll Results

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Lauren should lose custody

Yes No VOTE

Lauren should lose custody

No 54%Yes 46% Total Votes: 835*Poll Results

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Lauren”s — starf**ker

Yes No VOTE

Lauren”s — starf**ker

Yes 89%No 11% Total Votes: 768*Poll Results

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Simon/Lauren will last

Yes No VOTE

Simon/Lauren will last

No 94%Yes 6% Total Votes: 847*Poll Results

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Lauren will cheat on Simon

Yes No VOTE

Lauren will cheat on Simon

Yes 70%No 30% Total Votes: 807*Poll Results

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Simon will cheat on Lauren

Yes No VOTE

Simon will cheat on Lauren

Yes 87%No 13% Total Votes: 822*Poll Results

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The baby will have cheating genes

Yes No VOTE

The baby will have cheating genes

Yes 51%No 49% Total Votes: 756*Poll Results

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The bro code

Stupid I’m down with it VOTE

The bro code

I’m down with it 65%Stupid 35% Total Votes: 831*Poll Results

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