‘Sharknado’ — Derek Hough REFUSED to Watch … Because He Hates Awesome Things

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It might have been the greatest television event of the year … SHARKS climbing ropes, swimming down the 405, attacking helicopters and chasing Tara Reid up a flight of stairs … but Derek Hough says he REFUSED to watch “Sharknado” last night.

Clearly, Hough was too closed-minded to see all of the awesomeness the made-for-SyFy movie had in store … seriously, we counted 5 shark vs. man fatalities in the first 4 minutes.

In case you missed it … the movie TOOK OVER Twitter last night … with people begging for a sequel before the movie even ended.

Perhaps, “Lost” co-creator Damon Lindelof said it best … writing, “I know it”s only been 12 hours, but I”m not sure I”ll ever be able to talk about anything non-Sharknado-related again.”

People have already begun coming up with titles for the next installment … here”s a few we”ve thought up:

— Psy-Clone: It”s Raining South Korean Pop Stars
— LouNami: Lou Rawls comes back to life to wreak havoc on the South Pacific
— Heavy Rainn: Acid rain from a cloud that looks like Rainn Wilson melts San Diego

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