Several members of the Miami Heat were attacked last night … and the culprit was a real butthole … this according to Shaquille O”Neal.
After the Heat dominated the Chicago Bulls … Shaq appeared on the post-game show on TNT and pointed out a key moment in the 1st quarter …. when a bunch of the Heat guys were seen desperately trying to plug their noses.
Shaq noted, “This is something you can”t do on the bench … somebody farted … who farted on the bench”
Ever the observationalist, Shaq explained … “The fart goes 4-deep … the fart goes 4-deep.”
They all smelt it … but which Miami Heat player dealt it The world may never know.