Secret Service Scandal: Ousted Agents Get Job Offer — Help Us Spot the Real Whores!

0421_adult_search_doc_launchThe 11 Secret Service agents currently under investigation for their alleged Colombian sexual escapades have a steamy new job offer that will put their well-trained eyes to good use … our sources has learned.

According to a letter obtained by our sources, an escort service website called Adult Search is offering the former servicemen a chance to review potential escorts for their company AND actually get paid for it.

The website says they are interested in the ex-agents because they proved their whore-spotting prowess in Colombia. The site wants to offer them a gig as “reviewers” because their “trained eyes can tell the difference between a common prostitute and the legal adult escorts we list.”

Hey in this economy … lucky bastards beggars can”t be choosers.