Sam Elliott — My Cat’s Crap Don’t Stink

0627_sam_elliott_NPGA way out West there was a fella, fella we want to tell you about, fella by the name of Sam Elliott — whose cat takes massive stinky craps in his house … that require a butt load of kitty litter.

The “Big Lebowski” actor tackled his poop problem head-on yesterday in Malibu — hitting up a local supermarket for some Arm & Hammer Super Scoop kitty litter. Oh yeah, Sam also bought some Coors Lights.

Well, we lost our train of thought here. But aw hell, we done innerduced him enough.