Russell Simmons — The Illuminati Doesn’t Exist (I’m Rich, I Would Know)

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Mega-rich, ultra-successful record producer Russell Simmons says there”s ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY no such thing as the Illuminati … which is EXACTLY what someone in the Illuminati would say!!!!

Simmons — if that”s even his real name — is connected to a whole bunch of people rumored to be in the super-secret society that controls the world … including Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye and Oprah.

So when we asked if he could confirm or deny one of the alleged members … or even acknowledge the group”s existence at all … it”s almost like he protested a little too much, saying “Are you kidding me I”m a grown f*cking man!”

Translation — YES!!!!!