Rihanna“s controversial reunion with Chris Brown will end with him killing her — at least that”s the way the writers of “Law and Order: SVU” see it .. based on last night”s explosive episode.
This had to be the easiest script the “SVU” crew ever wrote … as it copied the Rihanna-Chris saga almost exactly — and simply changing the names to Mischa and Caleb.
The first brutal domestic violence incident goes down as Mischa (Rihanna) catches Caleb (Chris) hugging another woman, and says … “Caleb, I can”t leave you alone for 5 minutes without you getting trashy.”
Caleb (Chris) says “Who you steppin” to” — then yells, “Skinny ass ho!” … as he slams her head to the ground and punches her in the face.
Just like real life … Mischa (Rihanna) refuses to testify against Caleb (Chris Brown). The “SVU” detectives even say at one point, “These two should go on a double with Chris Brown and Rihanna.”
But the ending seemed to be ripped from a different scandal.
Caleb (Chris) and Mischa (Rihanna) are having a romantic moment on a private yacht when she asks about a text message on his phone. Caleb (Chris) says, “Haven”t you learned to mind your own business”
The next scene is a reporter at a memorial for Mischa (Rihanna) … whose body was found in Bermuda … floating next to the yacht.
Shades of Natalie Wood