Paulina Gretzky — Engaged … Men Everywhere Depressed

As if the world wasn”t bad enough … smokin” hot Paulina Gretzky has dashed the hopes and dreams of men worldwide … by getting ENGAGED to pro-golfer Dustin Johnson.

Paulina announced the terrible news on Instagram Saturday — posting a pic of the giant diamond rock on her ring finger, captioned “Never been happier.”

The couple has only been dating since early 2013 — but, really, who wouldn”t lock that down

Now, a final farewell, to Paulina”s almost-hitched assets …