Disgraced chef Paula Deen needs a job … and she”s a mom … so the good people who run a MILF-based porn site put 2-and-2 together and have offered her a SIX-FIGURE GIG.
A website called PureMature.com fired off a letter this week … offering Paula a place in their company … in light of her N-word controversy, which has lost her MILLIONS in sponsorships.
In the letter, PM starts by explaining to Paula she”s a MILF — a hot mom over the age of 65 who men would like to (you know). It continues with the job offer adding, “Full figured of thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.”
As for compensation, PureMature says it”s willing to offer her “6 figures for very little work” … and NO nudity is required. Phew.
Who knows what years of fried Twinkies has created …