Paging Geraldo: NRA selling concealed-carry hoodies

Until the death of Trayvon Martin, the hoodie was best known as the wardrobe choice of unshowered college kids, an in-disguise E.T. and Bill Belichick — now, it’s a co-star in the coverage surrounding the case, especially since the fashion-forward NRA has gotten involved. Their official Made-in-the-USA Concealed Carry Hooded Sweatshirt has been designed to include a pair of internal gun pockets. According to their online store, it “gives you an extra tactical edge because its unstructured, casual design appears incapable of concealing a heavy firearm — but it does so with ease!” That sounds less like a selling point and more like a threat, so we’ll just back away slowly without making any sudden movements.