Michael Lohan — Suck It, Dina … I’m Writing a Tell-All Too!

Exclusive 0208-michael-lohan-tmzLet this sink in … Michael Lohan is joining the ranks of Shakespeare and Hemingway — he”s signed a deal to become a published author, and our sources has learned his first book is a tell-all memoir about … yep, Lindsay Lohan.

According to publisher Transmedia Group, Michael”s book is tentatively, and briefly, entitled “I”m Not Your “Daddy Dearest” … If I Can Turn My Life Around, Lindsay Can Turn Hers.”  We”re told it will focus on how he became a “Bible-quoting minister, drug interventionist, and successful business man.”

But yeah, he”ll also be talking about Lindsay.

Michael admits part of the reason he”s writing the book is that Dina Lohan is writing her own scathing memoir — and he wants to tell his side of the story.

Michael says he was also inspired the night “God pulled me from my wrecked car and mangled life before it exploded” — but c”mon … this is about Dina.  

Did we mention it”s gonna be about Lindsay

No release date for the book yet — but you”ve been warned, Lindsay.