Lisa Vanderpump — British People Don’t Care for Oral Sex

Exclusive 060413_lisa_venderpump_launchFish and chips … Crumpets … Russell Brand … hating the Irish — these are things British people LOVE. Oral sex, however, does not belong on that list … so says authentic British person Lisa Vanderpump.

In related news … Lisa shot back at a report someone ate box at her restaurant — cardboard box that is.

LV says the allegation that a patron found cardboard in a Villa Blanca salad is ridiculous … but says even if it were true, the patron should be GRATEFUL … “cause cardboard is high in fiber.

Love her.