Shes really been enjoying her freedom after 90 days of court-ordered rehab, and Lindsay Lohan showed up to host Chelsea Lately last night (August 5).
The I Know Who Killed Me actress seemed to have a keen sense of humor about herself, as well as several fellow celebrities, during the show.
LiLo laughed, “Chelsea”s not here, and I actually don”t know where she is, but I did see someone who looked like her moving into my old room at Cliffside.”
“As you all know, for the last 90 days I”ve been on a lovely court-ordered vacation in Malibu. But on a real note, it was really great and wonderful. It was. So, I”ve been through a lot lately, and I”ve got a lot of people to thank for that, most notably the celebrities who kept the tabloid industry alive in my absence.”
Lohan continued, “Like Anthony Weiner. I want to thank Anthony for being a such dick with an unlimited texting plan.”
Linday also thanked Kanye West for acting like a baby and making a baby. How come when Kanye acts like an idiot, he gets a gold record, but when I act like an idiot, I get a police record I still haven”t figured that out.”
And of course, Justin Bieber was also on the chopping block- “I want to thank you, Justin Bieber, for peeing where you shouldn”t, spitting where you shouldn”t and wearing your pants where you shouldn”t. But most of all, I would like to thank the one person who”s captured the worldwide attention of all of the tabloids: the royal baby.”