Lindsay Lohan : I Won’t Be In Court … I’m Sick

Exclusive 0129_lindsay_lohan_soho_shopping_launchLindsay Lohan is gonna be in a heap of trouble tomorrow … we”ve learned she will NOT be in an L.A. court Wednesday as required, because she claims she”s sick … but pictures prove otherwise.

We”ve learned Lindsay”s new lawyer, Mark Heller, submitted documents notifying the judge she”s too ill to fly.  Heller submitted a note from a Park Avenue doctor who says Lindsay has an upper respiratory infection and can”t fly for her own safety as well as the safety of the public.

Heller also submitted an article from the New York Post from January 11, reporting that a flu epidemic has hit the Big Apple.

But take a look at the pictures (above) showing Lindsay on an all-day shopping spree in SoHo Saturday — the same day the doctor allegedly examined her.

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Lindsay”s Lying, Right


Lindsay”s Lying, Right

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As for Lindsay … she”s in trouble.  The judge could issue a warrant for her arrest if the excuse proves bogus.