Lindsay Lohan — Flash Floorward

0329_lilo_twitterLike Lindsay Lohan says, When in Brazil, flash your Brazilian.

LiLo got down and seemingly dirty on the floor of a nightclub hours after her arrival.  As for why she did it, according to a roughly-translated Brazilian website, Lindsay refused to take photos with people at the club and instead hid under the table like a 4-year-old petulant child.

When conscious … Lindsay will be promoting a clothing line for a sweet fee — we”re told in the low 6 figures.

One thing”s for sure … Lindsay can drink both you and herself under the table.