Here it is … THE ROYAL BABY … “s head … and fingers … so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.
Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London — the third in line for the British throne — and guess what The kid is totally normal. Hooray.
Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists — unless it”s a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.
Now that would be real story. Not that this isn”t a real story.