12:45 PM PT — The medical document is currently en route!!! WHAT WILL IT SAY!!
12:53 PM PT — THE DOCUMENT HAS ARRIVED!!!! And it doesn”t say anything interesting at all, except that Kate was “safely delivered of a son” and she and the baby are doing well. Woo-freaking-hoo.
It”s official, Prince William has secured his heir … and millions of Brits just spilled their tea … KATE MIDDLETON JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY!!!
According to Buckingham Palace officials, Kate popped at precisely 4:24 PM GMT. The boy weighed in at 8 pounds 6 ounces.
After Prince Charles and William, the baby will become third in line to the British throne. Sorry Harry.
As we reported, a document will be signed any moment by a member of the official royal medical staff — detailing the baby”s birth info — and it will then be driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace, where it will be displayed on an “ornate easel.” Smashing!
So far, no word on the baby”s name.