If Anne Frank had lived … here”s a possible diary entry for April 15.
This house has officially jumped the shark. Justin Bieber showed up a few days ago and let me tell you … I actually was a Belieber, until he started boxing with a bud in the basement.
He was a little too cool for school with his shades, along with a hat AND a hoodie — which seems like overkill.
Frankly … I can”t get past that guestbook entry, where he wrote, “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
Looking forward to today … I hear Max from The Wanted may show.