Justin Bieber — I SHALL NOT WALK THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA ?. Carry Me, Bitches

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Like a real life King Joffrey, Justin Bieber ordered his goons to carry him up the Great Wall of China today … and, lucky for us, someone took a picture.

Biebs is in the middle of a tour in Beijing — and in between shows, he decided to check out one of his fellow wonders of the world.

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Kinda par for the course these days with Bieber. Still, we gotta ask …