Joel Osteen — So White, It’s Ungodly!

Someone needs to tan Joel Osteen“s hide … or at least his chest, because the guy who provides holy inspiration to millions is downright pasty.

Joel was vacationing in Hawaii with his fam … taking in a little paddle boarding.

The 50-year-old pastor — who prayed with Nik Wallenda before and after he traversed the Grand Canyon on a highwire last month — looked pretty fit. 

He just needs a little sun to distinguish himself from the Holy Ghost.

Some kayaking lessons wouldn”t hurt either, Rev. Just sayin” …