Joe Francis — Mark My Words … I Won’t Go to Jail

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Joe Francis
tells our sources, his 270-day jail sentence for assault and false imprisonment is “ridiculous” and “absurd” … and he won”t rest until it”s thrown out.

As we reported, Francis was sentenced Tuesday for assaulting a woman at his home in 2011 and falsely imprisoning her friends, but on his way out of jail moments ago … he still insisted, “I”m one hundred percent innocent.”

Francis says he has appealed the jail sentence, which means he won”t have to turn himself in until a judge shoots down his request … which could theoretically take years.

But Francis says it”s a non-issue anyway … because he”s still sure he”ll emerge victorious in the end.