Joan Rivers — Costco Won’t Sell My Book!

Joan Rivers
” new book is set to hit stores next week, but you won”t find it at your local Costco … because Joan claims the bulk retailer has cancelled its order because Joan refused to remove a few raunchy jokes on the back cover. 

Joan called in to our sources this AM in the middle of the morning meeting and explained how Costco objected to 2 fake testimonials:

— Wilt Chamberlain: “Even if I were alive I wouldn”t f**k her.”
— Marie Antoinette: “I don”t like her. Let her eat s**t.”

Costco had neither a comment nor a sense of humor.