Jack Nicholson — Do You Have the Balls to Tell Him His Fly Is Open?

0804_FFN_Nicholson_JackJack Nicholson is THE MAN … so it”s no wonder none of his friends could muster up the courage to tell him his fly was down as he walked out of Mr. Chow on Thursday night.

It”s a good thing nothing flew out of the cuckoo”s nest.