Here’s a two-minute reminder that treadmills are evil

Have you ever wondered why treadmills have that clip-on emergency stop cord? Here are twenty-nine human reasons (plus canine and feline ones), along with a reminder that treadmills are evil machines that have been designed to destroy mankind. Thanks to the WorldWide Interweb, we now have “The Ultimate Treadmill Fails Compilation,” almost two consecutive minutes of people flying off treadmills into walls, cabinets and more walls (Pro Tip: Don’t put your treadmill directly in front of the wall). This doesn’t make us more likely to step onto one of Hell’s Exercisers later today, but it will ensure that we always have a camera when we’re in the cardio room.