Farrah Abraham & Tanning Mom — Topless Bikini Showdown

It”s the boobie battle you”ve all been waiting for — 22-year-old “Teen Mom” porn star Farrah Abraham  (with her brand new D cups) and the legendary Tanning Mom (with her genuine leather speed bags).

It”s actually a hilarious coincidence … Farrah and 45-year-old Patricia Krentcil both posed for topless photo shoots on the beaches of Malibu Thursday.

Malibu beaches are a hot spot for celeb photo shoots, so it”s not that surprising they showed up around the same place — but it”s incredible they BOTH decided to drop their tops.

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