Facebook Headquarters — The Richest Breakfast in the World

Here”s hoping you enjoyed your soggy-ass cereal this morning — because the people over at Facebook are celebrating their big IPO day … by dining on cran-orange scones, coconut mango smoothies, and sausage hash.

It”s all being offered at one of the cafes located at Facebook headquarters in Menlo Park, CA — where FB staffers dine for free — and the complimentary menu is claw-your-own-eyes-out delicious.

Here”s a full breakdown:

Strawberry banana soy smoothies, coconut mango smoothies, whole wheat cranberry orange scones, sausage and biscuit hash with cream gravy, whole wheat choco-chip pancakes with vanilla whipped cream, whole wheat low fat flax waffles, and old-fashioned buttermilk pancakes.

Most of you have already killed yourselves by now, so we”ll stop there.

Being rich is so much better than being not rich.