Existential French cat doesn’t want your cheeseburgers

We typically avoid movies with subtitles, but we’re making all kinds of exceptions for Henri, the existential house cat. Henri is the anti-Hello Kitty, a morose French feline who spends his time dissecting the absurdity of his daily grooming rituals and the despair of his solitary existence. Oh, and sometimes he updates his Facebook page. “I suppose that’s my lot in life,” he sighs. “To be watched endlessly, but never understood.”

After seeing this, you’ll either immediately click to get to Henri’s first video or spend the afternoon wondering whatever happened to your Nietzsche-reading sophomore year roommate.