Eric Decker & Jessie James — Tiny Bikinis and Washboard Abs

0703_jessie_james_eric_decker_PCNJust days after trying the knot, Denver Broncos star Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James took their talents to Maui … and DESTROYED everyone else who dared put on a swimsuit.

Seriously, these people are frickin” beautiful.

The couple married back on June 23 in Colorado after a year-long engagement.

No word on when they plan on having making beautiful babies that will undoubtedly make yours look like mutants.