Diddy — I’m NOT Bangin’ Kate Upton

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Sad news from the Diddy camp … the rap mogul says he”s 100%, positively NOT having sexual relations with model Kate Upton … despite the fact it would be totally awesome if true.

Reports surfaced this morning that Diddy and Double-Diddy were spotted making out at a NY restaurant last week … and the Internet instantly exploded with jealousy.

But Diddy says it just ain”t true … tweeting, “Attn all Media. I don”t even know Kate Upton personally! I”m not dating her! What”s being reported is not true. END of story!”

Sad …