Dick Van Dyke 911 Tape — He’s Still in the Car, Oblivious to Fire

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our sources has just obtained the 911 tape reporting that Dick Van Dyke was sitting in a car that was engulfed in flames, as one caller said, “I don”t think he”s aware it”s on fire.”

Several witnesses placed calls, saying the situation was dire.  Dick was not moving out of the Jaguar.

One funny thing … no one seems to know what a Jag looks like.  It was misidentified as a BMW and a Mustang.

our sources broke the story … a good Samaritan stopped and pulled the actor out of the vehicle, just before it exploded in flames.