Cover Band to Van Halen — Finish What Ya Started … or We Will!


Exclusive0520_van_halen_van_halen_army_getty_facebookA Van Halen cover band says that if the real Van Halen is too “burnt out” and too old to finish their postponed tour dates … they are more than happy to take over.

Van Halen (the real one) cancelled the remainder of their 2012 tour on Friday, saying they needed to “re-charge their engines.” They will be offering refunds for all the disappointed fans.

Joe — who plays guitar in the Van Halen Army, a popular VH tribute band — tells our sources, “They have an obligation to fulfill … somebody signs up to do the job they should complete it. Concerts these days cost a lot of money, they can”t let the fans down … they need to fulfill their end of the deal.”

Joe also says, “We could easily do it — our singer sounds exactly like David Lee Roth!”

Yeah, totally the same thing.