God is not helping Tim Tebow … this according to a rep for The Church of Satan.
But there is a devilish twist … the rep tells us Tim”s faith COULD actually play a significant role in his success on the field.
spoke with Magus Peter H. Gilmore — a high priest in the Church — who tells us it doesn”t make sense to say God is helping Tim win games … because that would mean God”s actively making other teams lose … and why would God do that
But what does make sense is Tebow”s mental state — Gilmore tells us, “Those who have a winning attitude tend to do better, and whatever fuels such team spirit, be it religious fervor or simply an overwhelming desire to succeed, is the real source for success.”
Gilmore adds, “Satanists are atheists, and we would consider any triumph to rely on a combination of skill and luck – most certainly not in any form of supernatural intervention from either Heaven or Hell.”