Charlie Sheen — I WOULDA Bought the Dodgers … If I Had the Money

Charlie Sheen
tells our sources, he”s rich … but he ain”t Dodgers-buying rich — and that”s the ONLY reason he didn”t throw down to acquire the struggling L.A. franchise.

Charlie was out in NYC yesterday — telling us, it”s “pretty cool” Magic Johnson and his investment team have agreed to purchase the Dodgers for $2 billion.

But when we ask why Charlie — a notorious baseball fanatic — wasn”t buying the team instead of Magic, he replies, “I didn”t have any money at the time.”

“Any” is a bit of a stretch.