Charlie Sheen Goes to Jury Duty — Give Me a Multiple Murder Case!

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Charlie Sheen
just showed up for jury duty in Los Angeles, and tells our sources he”s praying for a multiple murder case.

Charlie showed up in rare form … bragging about the new tattoo on his arm — which is actually pretty awesome.

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Would You Let Charlie Judge You


Would You Let Charlie Judge You

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So we gotta ask …