Exclusive If Alex Rodriguez wants to lounge in the sun while his teammates play baseball … Artie Lange thinks A-Rod needs to spend some of his $29 million salary on a round of beers — for all of Yankee Stadium!
We”re exaggerating a little, but Artie — a diehard Yankees fan — is definitely pissed about the photos of A-Rod and his gf Torrie Wilson sunbathing in Miami while he”s out of the lineup … rehabbing his injured hip.
You gotta see Artie”s rant about A-Rod”s astronomical salary and how much it”s costing fans. It starts like this — “Just imagine you”re a forklift operator who makes $35,000 a year and you”ve got an enormously fat son that you like taking to Yankee games” … and you gotta buy 4 hot dogs for him.
Artie goes off … and you gotta hear it in his words. It is HYSTERICAL!
And by the way, Artie does have a way for A-Rod to make it up to the fans. It involves … a bodega and rape.