‘Argo’ Producer Grant Heslov — How I Dodged the Oscars Toilet Disaster …

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When he wasn”t taking up all of Ben Affleck“s victory speech time — “Argo” producer Grant Heslov says he managed to avoid THE GREAT TOILET DISASTER at the Oscars last night using a time-tested technique … he held it.

Heslov — along with his wife Lisa — took his freshly scored Best Picture statue out to party at Craig”s in Hollywood last night … when we asked about the plumbing catastrophe at the Dolby Theatre.

Heslov told us he wasn”t “personally” affected … but he”s one of the lucky ones.

As we first reported, the lobby was soaked in toilet water after a water pipe burst in one of the bathrooms.

So far, officials have not revealed the person who dropped the nasty toilet-bomb that destroyed the pipes .. but our money”s on Anne Hathaway.