Amber Portwood — Her Christmas Eve Dinner Plans Behind Bars

Amber Portwood is firmly entrenched on Santa”s naughty list — not only will she be spending the holidays behind bars, but her Xmas Eve meal sounds worse than eating a lump of coal. 

Amber was tossed in the slammer earlier this week and will remain there until a court date in January. 

According to the folks at the Madison County Jail in Indiana, inmates will be dining this evening on turkey sausage pizza (which was described to us as “a meat-like substance on top of the pizza”), a side of carrots (cold, not steamed), peas and some pineapple. 

Amber will not be having dessert.

Sometimes people really do get what they deserve at the holidays.