$400K garage pileups like this happen when valets suck

Remember in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” when Cameron doesn’t want to leave his dad’s Ferrari with a valet? “What’s going to happen to it?” Sloane asks. “It’s in a garage.” THIS could happen, as a (former?) valet at Miami’s appropriately named Epic Hotel illustrates. Details are scarce, but the approximately $400,000 pileup reportedly happened when a valet drove a Maserati into — and under — a Jeep Grand Cherokee, which crashed into a Mini Cooper and a vintage Porsche 356. Local 10 reports that “the driver of the Maserati [came] down the garage ramp too fast, lost control and drove his luxury sports car right under the SUV.” Yeah, we’re guessing he didn’t get a tip.