15-minute-old girl flips off dad, hints at teen years

“I see how it is. I grow for nine months, and just when I’m getting comfortable, I’ve gotta come out here and pose for photographs? This. Is. An. Outrage. Yeah daddy, I see you with your camera. I’ll even give you a little smile and then, BAM, read between these lines. Middle finger FTW. Did I mean to do it? Of course I meant to do it, but I’ll never tell you that. You’ll think it’s adorable, and that I’m the most beautiful thing in the world. Speaking of which, is it too early for an iPad?”